one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
cheCKING YOUR INBOX AND FINDING MESSAGES THAT TUMBLR NEVER ALERTED YOU OF
but mashed, they’re PURPLE??
AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????
WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!
okay I keep seeing this and I felt the need to point out that humans are in fact any shade of brown/tan on the outside, if you mash them they are red, and if you skin them they are pink. no I will not be including photos.
acceptable pet names:
- cutie pie
unacceptable pet names:
- boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
- sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
- 2% milk
- Ella Fitzgerald
i think you have these mixed up
Where does “Old Sport” fit into the mix?